Thanos Snapped

The act of reducing something by half

"Sorry Mom, I Thanos Snapped the cheese last night"

by LankyMcGee November 15, 2019

Dirty Thanos

Dirty Thanos

The act of pushing out kidney stones and calling them infinity stones

Dude did you do a dirty thanos

Yeah if hurt like hell

by KRYPTONITE SPIDER- BITE DYNAMI May 14, 2019

Thanos Car

1. A car that looks like it has the chin of Thanos

“That snow plow is a Thanos Car.”

by YeetSeat November 1, 2019

Thanos’ Schlong

When you masturbate so many times that your ding dong swells and turns purple, along with you spitting out blood.

Boy 1: I gotta go to the doctor.. I got a bad case of Thanos’ Schlong.
Boy 2: What in the ever living fu-

by NotActuallyAGod April 10, 2021

Thanos Pogkidis

It's when twitter user @Thanos_Pagkidis does something cool

Now this is a Thanos Pogkidis moment

by Justawafflelol December 7, 2020

thanos pussy

another term for blue waffles

your bitch looking fine but damn nigga shes got that thanos pussy

by echhi June 22, 2019

thanos peen

The God of life

Joe: THANOS PEEN

Me: YAAAAAAAAASSSSS

by PossiblyYourDad4 February 4, 2019