Thanos’ Schlong

When you masturbate so many times that your ding dong swells and turns purple, along with you spitting out blood.

Boy 1: I gotta go to the doctor.. I got a bad case of Thanos’ Schlong.
Boy 2: What in the ever living fu-

by NotActuallyAGod April 10, 2021

thanos car

A meme that has originated from the film "Avengers Infinity war" and since then there have been a lot of memes going around the internet and then this monstrosity has come a far from this world.

Oh my god its the almighty Thanos car

by Acen1080 December 3, 2018

Thanos Car

Literally a meme that some kids try to joke around and say is a god.
A purple car that people call Thanos.

"Hehe.. thanos Car is a god"

by MineTurtleBOOM January 2, 2019

Dirty Thanos

Dirty Thanos

The act of pushing out kidney stones and calling them infinity stones

Dude did you do a dirty thanos

Yeah if hurt like hell

by KRYPTONITE SPIDER- BITE DYNAMI May 14, 2019

Thanos Pogkidis

It's when twitter user @Thanos_Pagkidis does something cool

Now this is a Thanos Pogkidis moment

by Justawafflelol December 7, 2020

thanos pussy

another term for blue waffles

your bitch looking fine but damn nigga shes got that thanos pussy

by echhi June 22, 2019

thanos peen

The God of life

Joe: THANOS PEEN

Me: YAAAAAAAAASSSSS

by PossiblyYourDad4 February 4, 2019