by icwish July 13, 2009
Get the Telexpression mug.The telephone interface to bureaucracy. It is tedious, repetitive, time-consuming, repetitive, and most often fruitless avenue to obtaining any kind of service.
A telebureaucracy typically consists of:
1. An automated system operated by keypad entries or infuriatingly poor voice recognition,
2. One or more operators trained to treat you like the stupidest person on earth, and
3. Specialists whose job it is to direct you to a different unit or organization at a different phone number or otherwise indicate your problem is unsolvable.
1. An automated system operated by keypad entries or infuriatingly poor voice recognition,
2. One or more operators trained to treat you like the stupidest person on earth, and
3. Specialists whose job it is to direct you to a different unit or organization at a different phone number or otherwise indicate your problem is unsolvable.
by CleffedUp December 22, 2009
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A method of travel in which one is replicated exactly (atom for atom) from point A and created at point B as a uniform copy.
High levels of technology may be able to use teletransportation to "beam" people off the surface of a planet and into its respective space craft.
by Philosophic Identity Ponderer November 2, 2011
Get the teletransportation mug.Telephonophobia, in plain terms, means fear of telephones but it’s not the physical telephone that haunts. It includes fear of receiving or making a call. So, when it comes to make or receive a call, you get nervous and sweaty along with shivers. You avoid calls and ask others to do it for you.
Oh shit it's the boss on the phone, mate can you answer it and tell him I have food poisoning? (A real case of telephonophobia)
by Maitreya1969 March 14, 2013
Get the Telephonophobia mug.I was dropping a knee through those trees-when I came up on some Texans and spooked them. If they weren't teletardphobic before, they sure are now.
by Mr. Cain September 22, 2012
Get the Teletardphobic mug.A condition developed by call center agents, customer service agents, and telemarketers due to the stress of dealing with rude and abusive customers on the phone all day long.
That call center job left me with a serious case of teleanxiety. I will never work another pitiful job like that again.
by alchoholicanonymous May 16, 2015
Get the teleanxiety mug.TeletubbiesFact is an online ARG Developed online in the summer of 2017. It takes place in utah with the main character being an unstable man and his problems with his wife. During November the account was suspended at 63,000 followers. An alt was made only 2 days later called @Teletubbiefact_ which also ended up being suspended 2 weeks later at 7,000 followers. The third account is currently still up and is called _teletubbiefact and is at 11,000 followers and has been around for only a week or so.
Have you heard of teletubbies updates? its that one weird twitter account that got up to 60,000 followers in only 3 months by posting creepy ass tweets!
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