ted up

to overthink with disastrous results. The phrase created by Ted Mosby's friends from the series How I Met Your Mother

Ted ted up because he couldn't find "the one", but it's actually Robin.

by itsadamic October 15, 2021

lil ted

Someone who peaks early and then becomes a pathetic person later in life

Lil bow wow, lil ted, I can't tell the difference.

by Lil Ted February 17, 2017

Ted out

The action in which somebody over thinks something to the point of tedding up. (The resultant action of tedding out in which someone does something stupid and messes up).

From the show How I meet your mother.

Did you see Ben Ted out over Becca?

by MysticMeg March 4, 2018

ted don

Ted don is the urge you get after drinking a can of doctor pepper making you want to eat the can after to get all the taste and flavour out of your money

Bro i bought a can of doctor pepper last night and totally ted doned it

by Mr rando 69 January 12, 2023

Ted Cruisin'

To take a flight to a warm place while the proletariat freeze.

"How are you staying warm in this year's Texas freeze?"
"I'm Ted Cruisin' in Austria, mate."

by satans' February 4, 2023

Ted Starkins

Anyone with this name is an absolute wanker

that guy Ted Starkins is an absolute wanker

by PhAnToM73 October 9, 2022

tattle ted

A loud mouth PO-LOCK that is his own worst enemy

Tattle Ted isn't making making any new friends acting like a twat.

by Itsgettingold August 20, 2018