ted don

Ted don is the urge you get after drinking a can of doctor pepper making you want to eat the can after to get all the taste and flavour out of your money

Bro i bought a can of doctor pepper last night and totally ted doned it

by Mr rando 69 January 12, 2023

teds ipad

An iPad that belongs to a guy named Ted

Omg Kelly. It's teds iPad

by J.DAWGdizzle May 01, 2016

Ted Rubio

Someone who's into politics but still needs improvement. May not win the first time, but plans to come back better than ever.

Cameron from debate acts like a Ted Rubio

by amishgal September 21, 2017

Ted butt

To play leap-frog and, upon leaping over someone, slam your gooch into the back of their head.

dude: "Ow! I smacked my head into you! Are you okay?"

other dude: "No! I got hit right in the gooch! You Ted butted me!"

by a blasian man September 30, 2012

ted up

to overthink with disastrous results. The phrase created by Ted Mosby's friends from the series How I Met Your Mother

Ted ted up because he couldn't find "the one", but it's actually Robin.

by itsadamic October 16, 2021

Ted Gogerty

He is a lit kiddo with many frendz, he has a bad gaming laptop and wants to sell it lol he is ginger

Ted Gogerty is a nonce and he like yr 7’s

by Yeah chief March 25, 2019

Ted Cruzin

Leaving your responsibilities for a sandy beach or tropical location during a disaster or tragic event.

I am about to be Ted Cruzin out of here. People are asking me to do stuff.

by Catch7 February 18, 2021