Rusty teabag

When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.

I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.

by Wyzguy April 25, 2020

teabag terror

When you insert the whole penis inside a vagina including the balls.

We did the Teabag Terror last night!

by MildSouffld March 11, 2023

Teabag Rape

To forcibly have sexual intercourse with an unwilling teabag.

With the amber colored substance on the floor and tea leaves strewn about, it was evident that we stumbled onto the aftermath of a teabag rape.

by Snoozer Quinn April 18, 2009

tennessee teabag

A Tennessee Teabag is when one fucks a girl in the ass and then tucks his balls into her pussy.

I was fucking this bitch last night, and all she seemed to want was was a Tennessee Teabag.

by Mason Olrogge December 25, 2008

leaping teabag

when one is jumping on a trampoline and one person is on the ground next to or close by the trampoline the person on the trampoline jumps really high off the trampoline and teabags the grounded person

did you see that?!? he was just leaping teabagged!

by ihaytu June 11, 2010

Phantom Teabag

when the clock strikes 3AM (the witching hour), and the persons mouth is wide open and relaxed, dip your testicles deep into their throat.

Lets get this guy so drunk that he passes out and at 3AM we will "phantom teabag" his punk ass!

by TiffanyLM420 August 16, 2011

English teabags

Testicles

Dude, I got kicked in my English teabags!

by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011