Your father's new girlfriend.
"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"
by geezitron December 9, 2009
Get the pop tartmug. Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.
Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
by Claude Bolls April 23, 2014
Get the welfare tartsmug. by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
Get the Custard tartmug. Dozy; slow witted, daydreamer, dumb, not paying attention
Tart; a derogatory term referring to women of loose moral ethics.
Tart; a derogatory term referring to women of loose moral ethics.
Mate #1: where were you off to last night?
Mate #2 I nipped behind the pub with some dozy tart for a quick shag.
Mate #2 I nipped behind the pub with some dozy tart for a quick shag.
by SirEdmundBlackadder August 7, 2014
Get the dozy tartmug. by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
Get the Custard tartmug. To take ginormous fecal matter followed with massive bloody angry diarrhea on a pop tart that will make someone pass out in seconds just from the smell.
Demarcus cousins III: I’m about to TOOTER THAT TART
Tyrone: NO PLEASE
Demarcus cousins III: HERE IT COMES 🤯🤯🤯
Tyrone: *faints*
Tyrone: NO PLEASE
Demarcus cousins III: HERE IT COMES 🤯🤯🤯
Tyrone: *faints*
by Blueballs87 February 25, 2023
Get the TOOTER THAT TARTmug. by transgenny November 27, 2013
Get the tranny tartmug.