Your father's new girlfriend.
"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"
by geezitron December 9, 2009
Get the pop tartmug. Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.
Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
by Claude Bolls April 23, 2014
Get the welfare tartsmug. by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
Get the Custard tartmug. a woman who dresses or behaves in a way that is considered tasteless and sexually provocative.
dated
a prostitute.
"the tarts were touting for trade"
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a prostitute.
"the tarts were touting for trade"
by Claudeishawt101 December 16, 2015
Get the bloody tartmug. by rosiesraindrop May 20, 2015
Get the pop-tartmug. by Papadaddy35 November 28, 2019
Get the blake tartmug. by Fear81 June 27, 2019
Get the Pop-Tartmug.