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pop tart

Your father's new girlfriend.
"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"
by geezitron December 9, 2009
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Tart attack

Tart attack is when something is so tart that it attacks your taste buds.
That lemon sorbet gave me a tart attack!
by Mak attack October 19, 2020
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dozy tart

Dozy; slow witted, daydreamer, dumb, not paying attention
Tart; a derogatory term referring to women of loose moral ethics.
Mate #1: where were you off to last night?
Mate #2 I nipped behind the pub with some dozy tart for a quick shag.
by SirEdmundBlackadder August 7, 2014
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Pop-Tart

One who acts stupid and/or dumb
Why are you acting like a pop-tart?
by Fear81 June 27, 2019
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pop-tart

wow you can't quickscope??!?! fucking pop-tart...
by rosiesraindrop May 20, 2015
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bloody tart

a woman who dresses or behaves in a way that is considered tasteless and sexually provocative.

dated

a prostitute.

"the tarts were touting for trade"
'Claude! Hannah is such a useless maid! She's a bloody tart!'
by Claudeishawt101 December 16, 2015
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blake tart

A really good boy and gets all the girls
Oh I bet that’s a blake tart over there
by Papadaddy35 November 28, 2019
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