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pop tart

Your father's new girlfriend.
"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"
by geezitron December 9, 2009
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moist tart

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.
by lennyschafer August 17, 2016
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tart taker

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009
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su tart

a comically innacurate misspelling of "stuart", ususally found in the youtube videos by "Flamingo" (a.k.a.: Albertsstuff)
su tart: helo dad
dad: hi sun
by oneshotnikoafterbeer October 1, 2023
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blake tart

A really good boy and gets all the girls
Oh I bet that’s a blake tart over there
by Papadaddy35 November 28, 2019
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Pop-Tart

One who acts stupid and/or dumb
Why are you acting like a pop-tart?
by Fear81 June 27, 2019
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Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.
F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!
by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
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