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pop tart

Your father's new girlfriend.
"I gotta go. I have to be home to at 5 to meet the new pop tart. This is the third one this year my dad picked up from the secretarial pool at work. Skank, man!"
by geezitron December 9, 2009
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Spice Tart

US nouveau riche Suburban Female, usually between the ages of 35 and 50, that dresses too young and trendy for her age. Spice Tarts are most often seen wearing large sunglasses, shiny short jackets, ugg boots, North Face jackets and other jappy attire. Usually overly tan, but attractive in a slutty one night stand sort of way.
That freaking spice tart took up two spaces with her black Range Rover outside of Starbucks.
by 248Observer January 2, 2008
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bloody tart

a woman who dresses or behaves in a way that is considered tasteless and sexually provocative.

dated

a prostitute.

"the tarts were touting for trade"
'Claude! Hannah is such a useless maid! She's a bloody tart!'
by Claudeishawt101 December 16, 2015
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pop-tart

wow you can't quickscope??!?! fucking pop-tart...
by rosiesraindrop May 20, 2015
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Pop-Tart

One who acts stupid and/or dumb
Why are you acting like a pop-tart?
by Fear81 June 27, 2019
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blake tart

A really good boy and gets all the girls
Oh I bet that’s a blake tart over there
by Papadaddy35 November 28, 2019
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welfare tarts

Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.

Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.
"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast
by Claude Bolls April 23, 2014
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