Formally known as the Panzer VI Tiger, all you really need to know is that if you were an Allied soldier in WW2 and you saw one and didn't have 5 buddies in Shermans you were royally f*cked. This beast packs in 100mm of armor compared to a Sherman's wimpy-ass 75mm. Also its packing a badass longass 88mm gun thats 16 feet long compared to a Sherman's 75mm like 3 foot gun. Ya know those flak 88s so famous in the war? Well the tiger's gun is one of those things. Ya, beastly. Even scarier, the guys in these monsters were the best in the German army, so "Tiger ace" is short for "Best of the Best tank commander, prepare to have your ass f*cked off". This is the tank that carried Michael Wittman on his massive killing spree at Villiers-Bocage. He went 54-0. Hell that's more than most people get in videogames, try that in real life.
Tank dude1: HOT DAMN ITS A MOTHERF*CKING TIGER TANK RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Tank dude2: Nah we can take it watch me... WTF my shell just bounced off it!
BOOM
Tank dude 1: OMG that thing just pwned my buddy! I'm gtfoing!
BOOM
Tiger dude: Tiger confirming two kills.
Tank dude2: Nah we can take it watch me... WTF my shell just bounced off it!
BOOM
Tank dude 1: OMG that thing just pwned my buddy! I'm gtfoing!
BOOM
Tiger dude: Tiger confirming two kills.
by Tiger commander January 23, 2007
A girl so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk you better jump on the street as to not get crushed when she overlooks you and bumps into you.
A girl so fat that when she waddles past small objects, they'd get trapped in her gravity well and orbit her (stolen from Al Bundy).
Sidewalk Tank is a literal translation of the Austrian German word "Gehsteigpanzer", itself a compound of the words "Gehsteig", meaning sidewalk, and "Panzer".
A girl so fat that when she waddles past small objects, they'd get trapped in her gravity well and orbit her (stolen from Al Bundy).
Sidewalk Tank is a literal translation of the Austrian German word "Gehsteigpanzer", itself a compound of the words "Gehsteig", meaning sidewalk, and "Panzer".
by lightxx July 24, 2014
by Cuckabum123 October 21, 2017
Churchill: "What do u call a boxy war machine made by your men?"
Hitler -driving a Tiger (tank): "Go ask this boi yourself!"
Hitler -driving a Tiger (tank): "Go ask this boi yourself!"
by Something fishy October 22, 2018
A: Man, last night i was caught pounding a tank! It was the best time i have ever had
B: THAT'S GROSS!
B: THAT'S GROSS!
by Chester the child April 24, 2008
(n.) A mythical creature with the head of a cobra, the neck and tail of a brachiosaurus, and the body of a modern tank. One of the few species to actually have a catch phrase: "Amaze your friends. Devour your enemies. Then devour your friends." Also, the only creature known to have evolutionarily developed a complex ballistics system as a means of predatory attack.
My pet cobrachiosaurus tank destroyed my old high school in a matter of 3 minutes. It was AWESOME.
Tank, tank, here comes the cobrachiosaurus tank!
Tank, tank, here comes the cobrachiosaurus tank!
by TheLoudestFan April 20, 2009
The area of the mind where memories of hot individuals or erotic moments you've experienced are stored and remembered later during masturbation.
by Peter Urban April 24, 2006