tanker

A person who goes out with fat girls

god: what did you do last week?
pol: we were laughing at karstin he was licking (kissing) a fat girl
god: o really i didn't know he was a tanker

by qazxsw April 2, 2008

danny tanner

Feces. The fecal matter deposited after taking a shit.

"Jesus, did someone just shit?"
"Yep! Danny Tanner came to visit me."

"Christ, was Danny Tanner here? Did you check the baby's diaper?"

"Wow, did you just drop off Danny Tanner or something? Go light a match, dude!"

by Jason Thompson April 24, 2007

tanker

a. A female of accententuated curvature to the point of obesity.

e.g. 1. Goddamn! Look at that tanker!
2. That tanker ordered 5 double quarter pounders. Her ass must go wordbadonkadonk!

by j.g. February 12, 2003

Tanker-Trucks

Incredibly large breasts that seem to defy nature, or the womans spine

Holy S***! Did you see her?!?! She had some huge Tanker-Trucks!

by o==llXXXXXXXXXXX> August 27, 2008

tanner pickens

A Tanner Pickens is the most awesome person you will ever meet. He is the funniest, coolest, most popular, nicest, amazing, fit, sexy guy you know. Everybody loves a Tanner Pickens.

David: Man that knew guy looks like he could be a tanner Pickens.

by Handlepseudonymbeastmodeawsauc July 28, 2014

tanner deel

Leather queef

Damn you smell like a tanner deel

by babyllamabird January 15, 2014

tanner golden

A very awkward guy that can make any situation into a even more awkward situation. He knows a lot about computers but doesn't know how to talk to a girl still at the age of 16.

Dang thats a Tanner Golden when i see one

by DementedLion November 24, 2016