temporary tampon

What you call your penis when your girlfriend is on her period and you have sex.
I played temporary tampon with my girlfriend last night and it was gross
by slackersgirl2015 January 09, 2015
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jamaican tampon

i forgot my tampon at home so i used my jamaican tampon
by queer cum guzzler December 07, 2022
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tampon convo

an engaging conversation with a women topic of interest that other dudes in the room don't know much about.
Man that guy swept the ladies in the room from the other guys with his tampon convo card.
by kidfixie May 01, 2018
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Nose tampon

When your tired of running to the bathroom because your nose is running and you have no tissues so you roll a piece of toilet paper and fold it to make a nose tampon.
Guy 1: Omg I'm so tired of going to the bathroom to blow my nose.
Guy 2: Make a nose tampon.
by gabriellebrok November 25, 2016
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tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in
i gave carla a tainted tampon last night
by helter skeltor September 10, 2014
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Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.
This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.
by Unkle Foreplay September 02, 2010
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crusty tampon

Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.

Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.
"Ooooh, my cooter is in distress, done got me a case of the ol crusty tampon."
by DrunkrFastr December 28, 2015
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