tampon treat

When you don’t know what your Gf is allergic to, so you bail on snacks and buy her period pads and tampons instead because the thicker they are the happier the girl will be.

Honey, I got you a Tampon treat. You’re welcome :)

by Dentor February 16, 2020

temporary tampon

What you call your penis when your girlfriend is on her period and you have sex.

I played temporary tampon with my girlfriend last night and it was gross

by slackersgirl2015 January 8, 2015

Nose tampon

When your tired of running to the bathroom because your nose is running and you have no tissues so you roll a piece of toilet paper and fold it to make a nose tampon.

Guy 1: Omg I'm so tired of going to the bathroom to blow my nose.
Guy 2: Make a nose tampon.

by gabriellebrok November 24, 2016

crusty tampon

Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.

Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.

"Ooooh, my cooter is in distress, done got me a case of the ol crusty tampon."

by DrunkrFastr April 6, 2016

jamaican tampon

using a dreadlock as a tampon

i forgot my tampon at home so i used my jamaican tampon

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022

tampon torpedo

A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo

Man the sex was great then she hit me with a tampon torpedo

by Ace102007 April 22, 2020

Butt tampon

The product of toilet paper being rolled up and shoved up the anal cavity in order to prevent swamp ass;the combination a sweat and poop in the butthole

The boy dropped his butt tampon during a soccer game on a humid day

by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017