Ghost Traffic 

When you're driving slowly through traffic and then it suddenly clears up, no crash, no event, the traffic just starts mysteriously moving again.

I was late stuck in ghost traffic on the Hwy 17

Ghost Traffic by Deric Horn June 18, 2016

Compartmentalised Traffic Window 

A highly innovative method of traffic calming first initiated by Colin Minton of Ford Village Society. It's primary aims are probably really good but I can't actually remember what they are at present.

Police: "Oh cheers Colin, another great presentation on the Compartmentalised Traffic Window".

Colin: "Cheers Mr. Policeman"

Compartmentalised Traffic Window by Mr. Policeman March 22, 2010

San Francisco Traffic Jam 

What starts with 2 men engaging in butt sex, with more and more men adding on to the end of the line as the night progresses.

Justin: Dude, where have you been?
Rasputin: Sorry man, I got caught up in a San Francisco Traffic Jam.
Steve: Did you at least remember the Boston Baked Beans?
Rasputin: Sorry, I forgot.
Steve: Man, what a douche. Wanna see my Boston Belt Buckle?

San Francisco Traffic Jam by frosty174 October 3, 2016

organic traffic tester 

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.

"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"

organic traffic tester by Wrabbit November 9, 2009

Bukkake Traffic 

The line of guys that forms when they're waiting to ejaculate as a group on the face of a woman.

*Somewhere in Japan nearing 5:00 p.m.*

Japanese Jeff: Gooooosh, I can't believe the back up of bukkake traffic here.

Japanese Pierre: It's like this every day during rush hour.

Bukkake Traffic by spaghetti016 October 7, 2010

sacramento traffic 

RETARD CENTRAL!! Full of Non Driving Fucks

During my two mile drive through Sacramento Traffic, I avoided three crashes and hit every red light because the dumbass in front of me slows down until he sees the pretty yellow light come.

sacramento traffic by CraZy E August 16, 2006

Human Traffic Cone 

When two jacked up midgets paint themselves bright orange and you have to parallel parks between them.

Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.

Human Traffic Cone by shtoven December 13, 2010