Wet Raccoon Banana Split

When your mom gets railed by a 6’4 black man with a big black girthy cock

My mom got wet raccoon banana split’d by a black man

by Erica Cartman6969 December 19, 2022

greasy raccoon

When you think something a creator with 165k+ followers said sounded dirty but instead you just Rick-rolled all of her followers to look at this. #iamanidiottoo

I just left a massage so forgive the embedded sheet wrinkles and the greasy raccoon thing I have going on here.

by Quadzi November 30, 2021

to raccoon

to steal one's idea or catch phrase

Tiffany: OMG Mary, Brittany raccooned Bertha's English project
Mary: Not going to lie, but I wanted to raccoon her project.
Tiffany: Same

by FatJackFlabSniff May 8, 2017

raccoon

The evil, trash eating, disease-spreading cousin of the red panda.

"Those damn raccoons!"

by fjawiohfjioa December 22, 2025

Raccoon sandwich

A sandwich famously eaten by the great orham of the sheetmetal world, made by a blend of pet raccoon shit and stale bread, it is most enjoyed by the council house family’s of today.

Jeremy brought a raccoon sandwich into work today

by Chicken shop August 31, 2018

Rusty Raccoon

When indivisual licks a shit covered dildo that was tainted by 12 prostitutes.

"Let me get a rusty raccoon after school" said David.

by Lil Grindr May 9, 2018

Raccoon

A girl who seems to always end up going for guys who are trash. Starts with naive optimism, always ends with tears.

Damn I heard Jessica got played again.

Yeah, this time it was some guy called Brad, that raccoon really likes her trash.

by Sooooj23 December 17, 2021