scrotem pole

dong, dick, willy, johnson, cock, tallywacker.....
this word can be added onto "lick my", "suck my", "fondle my", or anything you can think of for delivery.

your mom felt the wrath of my scrotem pole lastnight...
twice!

by Benerd December 28, 2005

pole technician

a stripper in a gentleman's club

My girlfriend thinks the term stripper is degrading to women, she refers to herself as a "pole technician."

by Rhoward August 19, 2009

pole pumper

A polite term for the homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you pole pumper you!

by sbo April 28, 2011

Beef Pole

A huge dick (greater than 12")

It takes a loose chick to accept a beef pole!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

pole pounder

(1) A dude who likes other dudes in the wrong way. (2) A homosexual male.

Ooh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot pole pounder!

by sbo May 16, 2011

pole jammer

A pole jammer - usually a short hairy beaver hobbit white mexican hybrid who enjoys jamming poles everyday of the week, and twice on sundays. Pole jamming is slang for taking it homosexually in the pooper, female can also be a pole jammer

I.e. Julius

"Hey Cesar, wanna jam your pole, i got a nice warm spot for you to do it!" -Said Julius while wearing his brand new pole jammer shirt

by Tater The Gawd October 15, 2013

Yoga Pole

An at home stripper pole, but in many colours.

Person 1 - Dude my girlfriend just bought a yoga pole!

Person 2 - Yo thats awesome!

Person 1 - If you give me 20 bucks I'll let you watch her strip.
Person 2 - I've had your girl for a lot less then that...

Person 1 - Who cares its a stripper pole in the bedroom!

by xbxrxaxnxdxoxnxq September 7, 2009