Ocapoocuu goggles

When a man puts his balls on a woman's eyelids for no reason at all
she wanted my balls on her face so i gave her the ocapoocuu goggles
by SegaGenocide November 17, 2009
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Konk Goggles

The act of recieving ones testicles on your face so they cover your eyes.
Did you hear that Shannon got the Konk goggles last night?!
by Ei8ht ball January 05, 2012
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whore goggles

The type of sunglasses worn by celebrities and fashionistas that cover perverse amounts of space of the face. These shades can often be in excess of 7 square inches per lens, and are usually worn by women to either hide their face, or look ridiculous.
Jessie must have had a rough night, I saw her sporting extra large whore goggles this morning.
by Jeremy P January 07, 2008
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Arabian Goggles

The act of placing ones testicles in the eyes of another. They will wake up only to find swaty balls blocking the morning sunlight from their eyes
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Strap on goggles

A term defining a woman so ugly you need beer goggles to smash with a Strap on.
She is atrocious Id have to use my strap on goggles to get near her, barff.

Bro-1:Dude i am smashed!! Hold on wtf is that smell bro? Bro 2:yeah..ummm.... chick fail...another strap on goggles night.
by The Great Dunnski November 27, 2009
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interterm goggles

The curious phenomenon where, those choosing to return for the Interterm break at college find themselves spending inordinate amounts of time with unhealthily few people, altering ones ability to determine hotness or general quality of being in another. See camp goggles.
Wow, that was another wonderful 7 hour chat Suzy McUglybadpersonality, I think I'm in love with you.
Don't be silly Tom, you've just got interterm goggles.
by Max McGetbacktoschool January 22, 2009
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potato goggles

You are said to be wearing potato goggles if you are primarily attracted to White people, especially if you are non-White.
Karl: "I think Kyle is super cute. I like his smile."

Davey: "I don't see what you see but I have potato goggles so what do I know!"
by haveagooddavey January 08, 2017
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