Fed-Jacket

A slang word typically used by those on the Right side of Politics meaning to accuse someone of being a Federal Agent online who is likely not a Fed.

"Wow look another loser is Fed-Jacket(ing) Me!"

by DooM-Dude September 19, 2025

Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.

Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.

by QuacksO March 16, 2023

fed

a fed is an FBI agent whos goal is to seperate us by making us hate each other so we could never go against the government and overthrow the corrupt people who control us

fed: hey bro, black and gay people suck lol
someone: wow bro , i hate black and gay people now !! thx for making me hate black and gay people for no reason!

by ihatefeds12 October 27, 2022

got fed

Did you fill up your stomach?

Got fed.
When you want the feds to think your a fed and you got fed

Got fed

When you get FED

up with everyone's bullshit

GOT FED

by DragonInk March 27, 2022

fed

A word someone uses on you when you've been outplayed and your strategic thinking is too good for them. They usually throw the term around on anyone they hate and use it as a mechanism to cope with their lack of knowledge and inability to come up with something actually creative let alone use the word in the right context.

im a mad edgy kid you are so better than me, you are such a fed!

by SL and windows is noob June 14, 2021

Fed

Used by Roadmen and Chavs to refer to any member of the British Police Service despite the UK not actually having any Federal Law enforcement agencies.

Yo, don't talk to him he's a fuckin Fed innit!

by AHumanBeingFrom02 November 13, 2021

fed

somebody who just bout fat as hell

Jerry: Hey that dude Gary can’t fit through the door!

Liam: That fucking fed.

by pluvioso July 6, 2021