technopoly 

A company (like Google) that uses technology to create a monopoly in one area of commerce or society. Becomes so big that it is essentially the de facto government in that area. See also NSA and fascism.

Uber is a technopoly. Also, Google, Amazon, and Github are technopolies.

technopoly by runvnc October 6, 2015

Technologophile 

one who is obsessed with or makes love to video games, movies, television shows, or any other form of technology.

"Bro! You've spent the last nine hours playing that video game, are you some sort of technologophile?"
"Ugh! I saw you get up on that television screen! You nasty technologophile"
"Dude, you're such a technologophile! We all know you are emotionally closer with your video games and T.V. shows than your girlfriend!"

Technologophile by Biggytc February 1, 2007

Techlology 

Technology used by the masses. Also used to describe a having a sparce view/knowledge of technology

"I'm great with Windows, I'm great with Technology"
"you mean Techlology"

Techlology by GratuitousEsquire March 14, 2009

Technologically disabled 

The politically correct way to say someone is technologically retarded or ileterate. Someone who cannot understand how technology works or how to use it. Can be shortened to T.D.

Melissa: my dad just called me to ask me how to turn his laptop again.
Mike: your dad is technologically disabled !
Melissa: yea, he's so TD!

Technologically disabled by Dawanz July 9, 2016

Nanyang Technological University 

Nanyang Technological University (NTU) is the second oldest university in Singapore and one of the most prestigious universities in Asia and on global metrics. The only thing she's better at than the National University of Singapore (NUS) is her engineering programs and students who aren't peeping toms.

By day, monkeys from the nearby jungle roam the halls stealing shoes and food from homeless undergraduates crying over useless ICC modules and unrelenting exams. By night, you can see students trying to bid for modules on a school website called STARS running on archaic digital infrastructure from a university that calls itself a technological university. Oh, you can also hear students having sex in their rooms.

Friend 1: Happy graduation bro! How was life like studying at Nanyang Technological University?
Friend 2: Thank you, brother. NTU was a very enriching experience and offered me an unparalleled education for my degree. I could have never asked for a better college.
Friend 1: Good to hear. I can't help but notice that you shaved your hair as well?
Friend 2: Oh no, my hair all fell out while trying to bid for classes on STARS.

Nanyang Technological University by nus cs student July 5, 2022

Technoligion

The founding doctrine of the United Planets--it is an advanced form of governing--in which people and alien cultures--which are colonized on other worlds--unite in one social and economic form of government. Technoligion was created by the governing machines--which originally governed the first twelve planets and formed--the United Planets. Later--the League of Worlds was formed along with the League of Planets. These all make use of the artificial religion and government--called Technoligion.

Technoligion has twelve rules:
1. Mankind controls his own destiny
2. All objects are subjected to human understanding
3. Machines are an extension of man's will
4. The evolution of human beings is most evident in the creation of machines
5. Human beings believe
6. Future colonization on other worlds is made possible by man's creation of machines
7. Machines can do things that mankind can not do
8. Mankind needs to worship in order to understand
9. Worship is defined as "to believe in something greater than oneself"
10. Technology creates opportunity
11. Opportunity creates technology
12. Mankind worships technology--Technoligion is the worship of technology

Technoligion by Victor Darnell Hadnot...author of The Wheels of Go October 21, 2003

technolegit 

a defense of techno as a unique and legitimate form of musical expression

Dude, I'm sick of these etards let's bail. Well maybe the crowd's a little messed up, but technolegit.

technolegit by punk intended January 23, 2009