When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee
I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"
by anonymous April 26, 2022
Get the Coffee Tar Shitmug. 
A woman, usually a white girl (but can be any woman) who has that look, you know that look... that facial look and makeup where you can tell she only chases dark meat
by The Bo$$ Man August 11, 2017
Get the tar queenmug. by Here is my urbanddicionaryname September 13, 2022
Get the Running Tarmug. by Dumbass Mears August 8, 2009
Get the Front rear tarmug. when you are twisting words to make the context of a situation seem worse than it actually is. the goal of tar glazing is to make someone look bad. an example of tar glazing would be, someone saying timmy is dating a minor when timmy is 18 and his girlfriend is 17 usage of the word minor makes it seem as if timmy is dating a child when shes infact only a year younger than timmy. tar glazing also incudes being very vauge to try and guide a person to assuming the worst .an example would be someone that is on trial for a crime such as rape with charges of assualt. to tar glaze would be to say they are guilty without further context to make the person believe they are guilty for the worst option.
by avgcloroxfan December 20, 2023
Get the tar glazingmug. When 8 grown men insert their penis inside of 1 women’s vagina while bathing in tar and using dead octopus in a homosexual manner with each other.
“My family partook in the act of The Octopussian tar wobbler while I was absent from town. Really wish I could’ve joined in”
by HerpesWarrior July 31, 2025
Get the The Octopussian Tar Wobblermug.