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Player's sympathy

An act of sympathy when a person that is winning by a great margin in a sports or other competitive activity "goes easy" to lessen the embarrassment or pain of the losing person(s).
Drew was winning 56-0 against Bill in Madden, so he showed Player's sympathy by easing up on coverage so that Bill could get on the board.
by rinktolink October 2, 2011
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Sympathy Slam

To perform the act of sex with a person as a sympathetic gesture, for reasons of either unattractiveness, or to break a plutonic relationship to make the other person feel better.
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penis symphony

The explosion of jizz which creates a distinct noise, sounding very much like the section of trumpets playing in a marching band.
Last night, after Henrieta gave Chaz a vigourous BJ, the penis symphony exploded in a mass hysteria of snaps, clicks, and squishes.
by ToquitoSSSSS! December 7, 2007
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Sympathetic

A Sympathetic person feels bad for EVERYONE. Including people who don't even deserve sympathy, like murderers on death-row. They have sympathy, and are pathetic.
Mom: (reading news paper) "Aww! that poor Richard Richard Heene !"
Son: "Mom! that freak was playing America! we were all running around, trying to keep his brat alive!"
Mom: "I know, but all he was trying to do was get a little show."
Son: "God mom. You are so sympathetic."
by ilovemypuggle#1 July 20, 2010
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Adoptive sympathy

1. When a child is adopted, EVERYONE has problems. The adoptee, the birthfamily, and...believe it or not, the adoptive family. The adoptive family is happy about adopting, don't get me wrong. But when you have "BABY STEALER!" and "YOUR NOT MY REAL PARENTS!" thrown in your face all day, you wonder why you didn't just try for a biological offspring.

2. Developing pregnancy symptoms when you are waiting for your adoptive child to come to your house. This is actually quite rare, and is not directly caused by adopting. If your desicsion to adopt is supported by friends and relitaves of the baby, you will probably not get it. This is actually caused by the stress of dealing with anti-adoption freaks and feeling like you arent a worthy parent because you didn't give birth to the child you are going to raise.
1.
Sally: Everyone suffers from adoption exept the adoptive family, because they have NO PROBLEMS while the other two triads are suffering.
Sue: Shut up. You don't know how it feels to get called a baby stealer and a fake mom all day.
Sally: So you deserve to feal bad, baby stealer.

2. Adoptive sympathy is no pleasent experience. But its worth adopting a child.

3. Adoptive parents need to say bye to their reputation and say hello to "fake" parenting.
by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010
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Symphönic Arch

Symphönic Arch is a Metal band from Manchester. Other Genres of the band are Rock, Gothic Rock and Heavy Metal.
Band members include Dominic Hunt, Tom Robinson, James Fielder, Ashley Bennet. The band have performed alot of times in venues around Britain and will be planning to do a tour of Europe. The band have released albums like Love Is Only A Key To Death and Metal For A Living.
Wow Symphönic Arch was one of the best bands i have seen!
by Dominic Hunt January 2, 2006
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google symptom

Got a headache? Google says you gonna die soon. thats what a google symptom is.
Guy 1: Bro i sneeze.
Guy 2: *calls googles
google: yeah you dead fam

google symptom
by llamakinng December 6, 2018
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