Ground swallow me up

Ground swallow me up or GSMU is a phrase which sums up the overall desire to escape an embarrasing or awkward situation.

While the request for a time-machine might seem a more dignified approach to being swallowed up by the ground which seems a cruel fate. GSMU is more fitting to identify feelings of desperation and guilt.

for related topic see awkward, dig a hole and keep digging

Susan: OMG have you seen Jenny? She has the fattest ass ever!
Claire: You mean Jenny who's stood right behind you?
Susan: Ground swallow me up

by sunshiyong November 25, 2010

Swollen Snug

Swollen snug is best described as easy pussy. Synonyms include sluts, whores, chicken heads, etc.

Guys, we seriously need to get some swollen snug out here to party.

by Collodous August 2, 2009

get your swoll on

A common sexual gratification method used in the mainstream hip-hop community. To "get one's swoll on" is to paint around one's anus with dark red lipstick, making it resemble a vagina. The rapper will then visit a gynecologist and request a full vaginal exam, presenting his painted anus as the vagina. The sexual gratification is achieved later that day while masturbating and thinking about how the gynecologist was so easily duped. It is widely believed that this practice within the hip-hop community was started by T-Pain (Tushie-Pain). ORIGIN: the swollen condition of the anal opening after being prodded by the gloved hands and speculum of a seasoned gynecologist.

"shit just don't feel right but im gonna hold on
till the hole in my 44 long
im gonna hit the ob-gyn and get my swoll on
sometimes my head gone"
-drag on, "life is short (so you might as well get your swoll on as much as possible)"

by Kornel West January 9, 2011

Team Swoll

A team composed of all guys who sit around and pinch each others nipples until they become swollen.

Hey Dude pinch my nipples I wanna get on Team Swoll

by Mr.Take A Freaking Guess September 29, 2010

sollomoss

ok pure ownage, this is a fabulous historic battle. 800 of the De'ils Dozen composed of armstrongs, bells, carletons, Dacres, Elliots, Grahams, johnstone or johnson, kerr or carr, Maxwells, Musgraves, Nixon, Storey, and Scott Reivers defeated a full Scottish invading army of up to 18,000 men, cavalry and artillery, with the loss of 7 dead and 1 wounded. In the process they captured the whole Scottish military leadership, hundreds of prisoners, the whole Scottish artillery and almost all their standards, sending the routed army fleeing back to Scotland after taking even their boots off them “bicause they shuld the more spedely flye homewerts” without the encumbrance of their clothing!

the battle of flodden ownage!!!!!

by ownage January 28, 2005

swallow your neck

1. (v) To Shut the Fuck UP.

2. (v) to stand there with nothing to say, swallowing your saliva in embarrasment or shame.

"Lisa should swallow her neck, she wasn't even there, she doesn't know what happened."

"Hey, Lisa was swallowing her neck when she found out that she didnt have her fact straight. It was funny."

Swallow your neck LISA!!! dumb ass..

by Donnell Lankford August 31, 2007

Swoll hole

A swollen vagina due to nonstop constant penetration

Michele better hope of the D before she can't get jeans over her swoll hole!

by Mylevel90 September 22, 2016