switcheroonie

When a girl offers a man blowjob and right as she is going down she spins him around and inserts her pinky into his asshole.

As soon as he thought he was getting lucky, she pulled the switcheroonie on him and his ass started to bleed.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth8 December 18, 2011

switcheroo

1)doing a chick doggy style, b4 u ejaculate, u pull it out and skeet in her face then she blows you while your friend takes the doggy style spot and switch at will

2) get 3 friends with you and a chick. one gets her from behind, another in the pussy, another titty fucks and the other gets blown/t-bags her/deep throats her (w/e desired). switch places after when needed
-lube it up
-clean up in b/w rounds or it may get sticky
-can be done with how/e many ppl wanted

The Switcheroo: for 2-4* players
*=how/e many wanted

by bob switcheroo March 23, 2007

switches

a word, or group of words said when high to get you a little offguard, breaking your concentration because it sparks something up in your past.

Kid 1: "Hey, how about you pull your pants down, turn around, and touch your toes."
Kid 2: "HOLY SHIT OMG STOP HUMPING GOD STOP AHHHH MOMMMMMMYYYYYY."
Kid 1: "Haha I'll use those switches when he gets older."
Kid 2: "Fuck you Jimmy."

by jimmy gon.her.pid January 25, 2007

snatchies

Is a plural we use in New Zealand for snatch of the female kind. referring to the girls snatch or pussy. generally snatch is reserved for the fit or better looking girls. However a snatch is realy just a girld you would porkfuck.

AJ:
hey bro, look over you shoulder check out those snatchies.........

Campbell: yeah id porkfuck those two.

by H-town NZ January 5, 2009

Switching Thumbs

The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.

Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.

Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.

Jimmy: Yes, sir.

by Hilda's Grand October 31, 2011

The ol' switcheroo

when a transgender person dates the gender they were born as without the other persons knowledge

yea I was going out with this "girl" when "she" pulled "The ol' switcheroo"

by 7uck3r 573v3n5 February 24, 2021

packet switching

when the man first inserts his penis into the vagina and then quickly removes and plunges it into the anus. The motion is repeated fiercely.

After a stunning performance of packet switching, Tom was completely exhausted and messy.

by disestablishmentarianism November 10, 2008