sarcamastimic

Sarcastic. Used to describe boys when they're at their most pedantic.

Boy: actually, it's spelt with two 'e's
Girl: sarcamastimic shit.

by jessie-lou February 22, 2009

Sarcasmy skankiness

(n) an inflected tone of voice incorporating sarcastic speech with slutty verbage.

Its my JOB. I mean, where would the world be without my sarcasmy skankiness?

by teh owl August 10, 2009

Sarcasmea

A medical condition defined as an involuntary and uncontrolable need to be sarcastic.

I don't mean to be rude, but my sarcasmea is flaring up today.

by Dragonking109 December 21, 2010

Sarcaggerate

When one exaggerates while being sarcastic.

Also sarcaggeration, sarcaggerated, sarcaggerator.

Billy-Bob: "Oh, so THAT'S why my face turned blue then fell off."
Billy-Jim: "You didn't need to sarcaggerate!"

by baconandmeg March 11, 2011

sarcasm bait

a sarcastic statement used as a test of sarcasm and/or affiliation. Used slyly, the person making the statement uses it to gain knowledge of a person's political, religious, sexual, or hobbyist interests by appearing to be on the side of the person they're talking to.

Alan: "Our Exxon Valdez rig doesn't need no stinking EPA regulations."

(ObLIvious) MIke: Yeah, money-grubbing EPA.
(Keen) Jerry: True, but that was sarcasm bait.

Alan: You're an asshole, Jerry, for saying that there should be no environmental regulation.

by Vuilmon November 30, 2011

Sarcasti-chat

Having an online chat with someone that would be considered rude, nasty or mean if it were in person or overheard by strangers or the people who are being spoken about, but the buffer of being online softens it. Frequently bitchy, catty or petty, it is nevertheless entertaining as hell to the participants, who wonder why they are never this funny when they are in the same room.

"I wonder if their ears are burning? I just got done having a particularly good sarcasti-chat with Carlo on Facebook, where we trashed everyone we knew. I haven't laughed that much in ages. I'm TERRIBLE."

by Jonno333 April 27, 2012

Sarcasmdar

An internal radar, thought to be instinctual, that determines the levels of sarcasm directly related to interactions with other people.

Derp: Wow those brussel sprouts smell amazing!
Derpette: What!?! Really!?! They smell gross.
Derp: Duh, I was just being sarcastic.
Serpette: Oh, sorry. My Sarcasmdar must be off today.

by CrazyCarter December 19, 2012