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Food Shallow

When someone only eats from a small selection of food the person likes.
Person 1: Do you like bacon?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Do you like tomatoes?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Do you eat anything? You're so food shallow
by paper233 July 28, 2014
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Shallow person

Are part of a group of:

-People with no benefit to the earth or human society.

-People that need no chance in this life for they only care for their own kind via (best looking, richest, any other material quality).

-People who create the media and our reality television shows.

-People who end up as celebrities with no talent except their looks or "photogenity".

-People who probably dumped you for no real reason in your high school years, or took advantage of you and messed with your emotions.

-People who fit well into the rich community and our US government.
Guy 1: Paris Hilton is a good example of a shallow person.

Guy 2: Wait, why was she famous again?

Guy 1: She's rich.

Guy 2: Ohhh, how was she rich?

Guy 1: She got some crazy inheritance.

Guy 2: Ohhh... -long pause-

Guy 2: Wait, why was she famous again?
by Gigafrost February 25, 2009
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a load that should have been swallowed

a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT.
The father should have ejaculated in the mother's mouth and not in her taco making a baby. Hence, the baby is a load that should have been swallowed
Damn, that kid is a load that should have been swallowed.
by dk3 December 31, 2003
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Salloway

Of or pertaining to one who is lazy and eats alot, often someone who dislikes others calling him fat or obese. If someone is a salloway, then they spend alot of time with there food, sometimes naming and/or befriending it.
Mathew was a "salloway", he disliked being called fat by his friends, and his friend was Mr. Twink, the twinkie.
by RagingH November 5, 2010
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Stallowned

If you get beat in a arm wresling match and the guy who beats you gets custoday over his kid, or if a guy your trying to arrest blows up a town trying to kill you
you just got Stallowned by that guy, he blew the shit outa that town
by Sr. D June 10, 2005
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Sword Swallower

Derogatory name for a homosexual male. Or a deep throating slut could also be called this during the heat of passion.
Man that guy looks like the biggest Sword Swallower in San Francisco. Or...Bro I met this girl a the bar last night, we went out to my truck and I swear she is Sword Swallower in her spare time.
by MoodyJM August 4, 2007
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shallow

The act of judging people by their looks, monetary status, clothes or car, rather than looking deep inside at their heart, personality, etc.
by Louie January 4, 2005
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