Whale Surfer

Most likely the best friend you will have. If you are lucky enough to meet someone like this. They put up with your crazy random personality and go along with it. Also they are very social. They will host parties all the time. And if you are lucky you will be invited. Unless of course you are a guy and its 'Girls Night Out'... But of course that was a given. Have a very broad vocabulary and will often make fun of your lesser vocabulary and insignificant knowledge of grammar. At times you may have to put up with this persons scandalous friends. But don't worry. It will be worth it in the end. You will be rewarded... Well hopefully. Maybe one day she will bear your bare bear children. (Which is a new species you two will create together. They will rule the world. And you can be proud of what you guys accomplished together). They are always good at keeping secrets and love to read. And you will treasure the time you spent together.

Guy 1: Dude... Like she is such a Whale Surfer. Look at her perfect knowledge of the English language.

Guy 2: Like No Way!! She's like obvi my best friend! Did I not tell you!!

*Guy 1 jumps off the nearest cliff from complete jealousy

Girl 1: Hey do you speak good...?

Girl 2: Well yes obviously I'm a Whale Surfer

by Walrus Lord August 18, 2013

juice surfer

girls who come on to men in clubs in the hope of getting bought a drink, then move on to the next guy

mate, that gal is a juice surfer bro

by yamyam81 August 17, 2011

Rio Grande Surfer

A person from Mexico who is in the United States Illegaly

If Jose is stopped by the cops he could be deported for being a Rio Grande Surfer

by Charles Sm1th October 25, 2011

Comp surfer

Comp surfer
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)

Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.

by Cal Montana September 14, 2011

tongue surfer

Someone who loves using their tongue on a woman's pussy.

Ron's such a tongue surfer with anyone he's with!

by The_Swampfox May 27, 2023

Knee Surfer

Noun: A person who multiple blowjobs at a time, flowing through them while on their knees.

Did you see Valencia? She’s a real Knee Surfer.

by JohnDoe94 October 24, 2023

Surfer

Rapist

I am a registered surfer.

by Bigsurferguy21 December 12, 2022