Dude: Charlie, what's the matter you've been in the bathroom for over an hour!!
Charlie: Dude! I ate a whole package of cheese!! I've got stuck butt!!
Charlie: Dude! I ate a whole package of cheese!! I've got stuck butt!!
by meandering gentile July 27, 2011
Get the Stuck Butt mug.An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.
John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.
by tsquared2215 May 28, 2014
Get the Stucking Phoned mug.It's Hawai'ian pidgin for "constipation".
by LohPhat November 20, 2013
Get the Stuck-ass mug."I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
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Get the Stuck dirt mug.Hey papa, there is some stuck dirt. He said this one while my father was laying asphalt into his driveway and he did not understand because he never saw asphalt or cement, only dirt. So we call it stuck dirt.
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