paper straw

(verb) When you suck 75% of the way and then give up.

I got paper strawed by that hookup last night. I had to finish myself off after he left.

by Duhl February 3, 2024

straw berry

ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY!!!!! DIE DARK STALKER!!!!!! ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY!!!!!
who would win?

MIND READING DRAGON WHO CAN SEE FUTURE A AND STUFF vs STRAW BERRY

in wings of fire we say ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY.

by ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY March 3, 2025

Neapolitan Silly Straw

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.

For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023

Straw-fucking

It's when you put one straw's tip inside another straw's tip and try to spit alcohol (or whatever else) back and forth to blow it into the other person's mouth.

Person 1: Hey give me your face. Let's put our straws together. Because this is so fun and cute.
Person 2: Uh.. what? uh.. okay?
Person 3: Are you guys....really... straw-fucking? BYE.

by fuckyourfacetrickbitch September 23, 2018

Soggy Straw

The act of using ones foreskin to store water or other various liquids, much like a camel.

John got thirsty during the football game, luckily he had his soggy straw filled to the brim.

by Funk Dunkle Phd. January 16, 2021

poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.

Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.

by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024

Flipping the Straw

Performing oral sex followed by anal, as well as vice versa.

"That girl has crazy head game, imma be flipping the straw on her when we done"

by Anroo Palker January 28, 2023