straw job

when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz

Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.

by (:)]+< November 3, 2010

Shitty straw

When someone is sucking ass too hard and sucks shit right out of the ass hole

Omg bro that was a nasty shitty straw

by Yo son May 9, 2021

straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....

You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!

by Edenhill boy September 9, 2021

Straw Girl Summer

It is like home. Like a fresh breath of air. Like reuniting with an old friend. But its nothing like the scent of rain. It is straw girl summer. Not hot girl summer, straw girl summer. Also, get your HPV shot. Love you.

Yo son, stop twiddlin your fiddle, its straw girl summer!

Martha! Do not eat the fire! You will ruin the vibes. Quit actin like its hot girl summer, its straw girl summer now.

by Straw Girl Summer July 6, 2020

Work The Straw

- Being the outcast of a Social Group/Being forced to do something Challenging for nothing in return.

I'm gonna work the straw, and make 'em sweat drip out of every pore.

by Ordinal28 April 2, 2025

Suckin’ Meat Straw

A sexual encounter involving sucking one’s active soul out of a penis. please see: blowjob

Man, she was suckin’ meat straw like a bobaholic

by High job flu December 17, 2023

poop straw

The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.

Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.

by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024