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The Perfect Stranger

A man has sex with a woman he doesn't know and after sex he sees how long he can keep his penis in her before she says something. The goal is to make the experience as awkward as possible.
The Perfect Stranger should not be tried on women you know. For best results your name should be Cousin Larry Appleton.
by Steviepq October 9, 2007
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Person who mistakes you for your non-existent identical twin unless you talk in front of them.
by frabrizio March 5, 2017
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stranger things

"i watch stranger things"
"kys dave"
by CNSLover July 31, 2022
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Similar to the Stranger, reverse stranger and the double reverse stranger, however, after proceeding to numb you penis and hand you then blindfold yourself in order to imagine someone jerking off.
I could not manage to pull of the blindfolded double reverse stranger becuase i questioned myself too much.
by Andy Langberg September 2, 2006
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Stranger

When you're taking a dump, yet the smell is completely unfamiliar to anything that's ever come out of you before. It will almost feel like a Stranger came in and shit in your toilet with you still on it.
Dude, the shit I took this morning was a total fucking Stranger. I totally almost called the cops.
by JohnnyCal September 24, 2013
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Strangers

Back in Spring 1979 when Boeing's B-52 OAS (Offensive Avionics Systems) was in Phase 1 there were plenty of new hires, most of which did not know each other. Management decided we needed to know who the other people were in all of the other groups. Sure we could have informal meetings here at work but that would just be another thing we would have to attend keeping us from getting the job done. A few of us got together and said we would form a softball league that would allow employees to meet in an informal setting away from work where we could get to know one another.

We called it a Picnic League. The idea was for us to bring our families out, have a picnic, play some softball and enjoy ourselves while we got to know our fellow employees. The teams originally were made up of members of your own group or organization; such as Software, Materiel, Test, Systems Engineering, etc. The rule was you had to be either in that organization or you were a family member of someone in that org.

The first year was a success. The Air Force customer even got a team together to play against us.

As time went along, more and more people wanted to play in our league, it was just too fun. When this happened the rules were laxed and groups of people from different organization joined together to form teams. At one point we had so many teams we had two leagues, playoffs and championship games.

Then things got serious. Some players forgot this was a fun league and rivalries exploded. The league fell apart and almost came to an end. A few of us old timers said we wanted to keep playing but only for fun. Just the excuse we needed to get interns involved.
So we put together a few teams, got the sponsors to drag the interns out, bought a few cases of beer and the rest is history.
by Filbert March 27, 2005
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creepy stranger

It is when you sit on your hand and wait until it becomes numb. Then you use that same hand to jerk off with.
Wendalynn needed another man's touch but instead resorted to a creepy stranger.
by Viet Phan December 13, 2008
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