Quad squirt

You the man invite your girlfriend to a party and she doesn’t want to go you tell her there’s going to be girls there and you’re going to make 4 girls squirt to make her jealous

Babe, if you don’t come . I’m going to use my mouth, both hands and penis to make em quad squirt
Her: whatever Connor

by My best man May 19, 2018

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Squirt-tastic

When something is really really REALLY cool, you call it "Squirt-tastic".

Oh wow! That sandwich was Squirt-tastic!

by BigBlackBasketBallPlayers October 23, 2022

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Squirting and farting

Made by Balarke

The phrase was used in the hit song “Squirting and farting” by Balarke ASMR

Yo my bitch was squirting and farting yesterday

Just like the hit song made by Balarke ASMR?

by bruhlarke September 2, 2022

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When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.

Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.

by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011

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corn squirts

The resulting diarrhea one gets after ingesting a certain amount of corn that fails to digest. The ensuing liquid will be filled with obvious amounts of yellow corn. If bad enough, the victim will be able to actually feel each individual kernel as it passes out. The term is usually applied to military chow hall food.

"My god, I had the worst corn squirts earlier. I'd forgotten I even had corn."
"Damn military food givin' me corn squirts."
"How were your corn squirts?"

by Ragnarahk October 18, 2011

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