my main squeeze

Your best friend, home skillet, buddy for life, homie home dog, home skillet biscuit, friend for life,usually of Mexican heritage, around 5 feet tall, often named Andrea because you guys are BFFS and he/she is the real MVP. All in all, your uber duper extra best friend.

Yo that girl Andrea is my main squeeze, we been friends since all the way back in 2010

by Thugmaster3k October 7, 2015

Lemon Squeeze

The act of squeezing a mans balls with such intensity that he passes out from the pain and sexual stimulation, then proceeds to urinate all over himself.

That bitch put the Lemon Squeeze on him so hard it looked like he was swimming in a kiddie pool.

by RoughandTumble May 20, 2014

man squeeze

ejaculant

@ebrake yeah, why don't you put together a Tea Party get-together in Florida and jack-off all over the crowd like at a sweet GWAR show too? That would be great and would definitely send a message. People would be stoked to bask in your MAN SQUEEZE.

by duskins December 9, 2010

squeege

(1) v. Female ejaculation.
(2) n. Female ejaculate.

(1) "Bix gave her the shocker, and she squeeged all over the place."
(2) "I think Brooks got some squeege on his shirt when he fingered that thirty-something year-old woman."

by Scriptor Metamorphosis November 17, 2007

dildo squeeze

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

squeeze box

a tight vagina

when i had intercourse with her i lasted only a couple minutes because of her squeeze box!!

by johanvonrobot January 18, 2009

Squeeter syndrome

Unusually small penis

CAP'N BULLMOOSE has squeeter syndrome.

by 1people1world February 11, 2007