screw face

to scower or frown at another
individual
a look of disgust or distaste

" yo dude that cheif just screw faced you as we walked by, come we merk him"

by mr majestic June 12, 2005

screwdriver

A very useful tool used to tighten and loosen screws, comes in many different types.

I used the small phillips screwdriver to tighten the screws on my eyeglasses

by Alaskan July 23, 2006

screwnacorn

When you paste a dildo on your forehead and screw the girl with it like a unicorn.

This really freaky chick wanted me to pull the screwnacorn on her.

by Matt Rob April 6, 2008

Screw your courage to the sticking place

Lady Macbeth is telling Macbeth to grow some balls so they can go kill King Duncan.

Macbeth:
If we should fail?
Lady Macbeth:
We fail?
But screw your courage to the sticking place,
And we'll not fail.

by Illegalkitty January 22, 2017

screw me once fuck you twice

A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.

a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?

b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.

by Cont78 July 25, 2011

screwnicornikova

1. someone who is particularly talented in the art of screwnicorning - a world class screwnicorn
2. a particularly fit screwnicorn

Derived from the phonetic similarity between 'screwnicornikova' and gorgeous, world class tennis player 'Anna Kournikova'.

She was a real screwnicornikova once she strapped a dildo to her forehead.

by CeltGal April 11, 2007

Screw This Taco Stand

When someone's just done with being at the office and is calling it a day.

"I'm done with this place... Screw this Taco Stand..."

by paradmshft April 24, 2009