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muff sponge

The patch of facial hair under a man's lower lip that soaks up the pussy juices when going down on a woman. The heterosexual equivalent of the ball tickler.
Man, Jessica got so wet last night when I was performing cunnilingus on her. After she came my muff sponge was soaking wet.
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Facebook Sponge

A person who has a Facebook account but rarely ever posts anything about themselves, but is constantly tagged in photos, makes comments, likes posts, has tons of wall posts from friends, thus showing they use the site on the regular basis, but simply read others posts to see what is going on in others lives only to say to you face to face "Oh yeah, I saw that on your Facebook"
Shannon: I can't stand Amy. she has a Facebook but never post anything about herself on Facebook, but when I see her she says "Oh yeah I saw that on Facebook"

Mike: Yeah she is a Facebook Sponge
by JohnnyFleekins July 27, 2010
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Happiness Sponge

An individual with the ability to absorb any feelings of elatedness, ecstasy or pure happiness felt by others, and in turn is negatively approached. Usually applies to those dealing with peer pressure, the influence of bad television shows and bullying tendencies.
Alex was such a happiness sponge, as soon as he opened his mouth to speak, everyone began cutting themselves.
by Winner :) December 5, 2010
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sponge

A band that followed in the wake of the Grunge era. Sponge is a band out of Detroit that is still around today but is hardly noticed, with band members switching all the time, the only permanent member seems to be the frontman Vinnie Dombroski. They generated some buzz with their 1993 hits "Plowed" and "Molly (Sixteen Candles)" but soon went back underground for the most part.

With that aside, they probably deserve more attention than they are getting, because they've made some amazing tunes. Overall, a band I'm glad I discovered.
Sponge is an awesome band.
by Mr. Gill June 23, 2006
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sponge bobbing

When you place your testicles into a fish tank with fish food on them for exfoliation.
Sal's balls no longer itch since he got the job at pet smart. He has been sponge bobbing when the shop closes for two weeks.
by SALDANBOB February 20, 2009
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Spongebob Disease

A disease which entails a group of people who unknowingly talk about spongebob or make spongebob references daily or more.
Person 1: Omg a police officer is coming, act natural
Person 2: Mooooo
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Person 1: I am sooo thirsty
Person 2: Some Waterrrrr would be nice.
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!

Person 1: Let's order pizza
Person 2: Krusty Krab Pizza, is the pizza for you and me!
Person 1&2: Spongebob Diseaseee!
by Cannibitch <3 March 23, 2010
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Portrayed by Spongebob

YouTube videos depicting different topics as they would play out in Spongebob.
NFL Portrayed by Spongebob
New England Patriots: (image of Squidward deflating)
by TH47 June 1, 2018
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