Sphincterlicious

When something that you think should taste like ass, ends up tasting pretty good. Or anything metaphorically equal. As in you thought that was going to suck... but it didn't!

"Well Joe I thought having sex with that chubby girl was going to be a bad time but it turned out to be sphincterlicious."

by Clark Graff December 27, 2008

Sphinctersaurus Rex

The world's most dangerous assholes.

Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Ladin, Mohmar Khadafy,
Mahkmoud Ahmadinajad, and Kim Jong-Il all fit the category...
Sphinctersaurus Rex!!!

by maverickdallas October 19, 2009

Sphincterbate

The act of penetrating ones sphincter with their own finger, in an attempt to achieve pleasure and reach climax.

'I like to sphincterbate on my couch while nobody's home.'

by JO3HO3 March 21, 2010

Sphincterland

A place to which you shouldn't attach vacuum cleaners, as demonstrated by a kind gentleman with odd solutions to normal problems.

First person: I tried to vacuum my farts away, and in so doing discovered something amazing in Sphincterland!
Second person: You've got issues

by Arraka February 7, 2018

sphinct-ear

The way your ear piercing can look like a butt hole if you gauge it too big too quickly.

My buddy Trevor got sphinct-ear when he tore his ear lobe by skipping from 4 gauge to double zero gauge.

by ruthless toothless August 30, 2013

Sphinctivore

Similar to the terms "carnivore" and "herbivore", a sphinctivore is someone who eats ass.

Tommy had his girlfriend Lily over when suddenly he begins to get hungry. He flips her over and begins performing analingus on her. Since ass is a regular part of Tommy's diet, he is most definitely a sphinctivore.

by BlueSlurpee February 1, 2018

sphyncter slap

The slapping of a girls ass right after butt sex. Makes a sound much like snapping a rag on someone

As soon as i pulled out, i gave her a sphyncter slap

by Matt July 23, 2003