Spongebob Nap

So hungover that napping is hard. You can't bare to move and can only comprehend the intelligence of Spongebob Squarepants. Wumbo

"I got so drunk last night I had to take a Spongebob nap today!"

by squirrelnutz123 September 17, 2011

Spongebob Squarepants

the cutest character ever

<kids> oh spongebob is soo cute I want to marry him

<mom> hunny it's just a cartoon

by Juliet July 20, 2004

spongebob squarepants

A horny sponge who wont admit he wants to have kinky sex with a squirell (sandy cheeks)

Even Patrick knows this...maybe squidward..but just patrick

by James Lowe September 4, 2004

spongebob squarepants

Great freaking cartoon.

Spongebob pwns joo!!

spungbob roxorz!!!1111

by Brittany, baybe June 18, 2004

spongebob squarepants

spongebob is a happy gay sponge, one of the most happyest gay sponges in the hole world, the reason he has so many holes is because he's had to much sex with dolphins.

whores are such spongebob squarepants. they both suck everything up

by youngmen March 29, 2010

Dirty SpongeBob

When your fucking a girl and you accidentally cum in your homies ass

Yeah bro last night I pulled a dirty SpongeBob

by Sexcommander46 October 20, 2021

Spongebob Theorem

For any given circumstance or event, there will always be a Spongebob reference, clip, or still frame that is pertinent to said situation.

An example of the Spongebob Theorem: Someone you are messaging has left you on read, so you send them the still frame of Spongebob's essay that he spent all night writing, that only the word "The"

by 95celica November 2, 2023