Captain Sober

While drunk, trying to act sober in front of the person your trying to hook up with, as well as commanding your friends who are even more drunk to act like they're sober. Originated in Athens, Greece.

Girl 1: I see a hot guy over there.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.

or

Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.

by Captain Greece! April 15, 2011

Allen Sabar

A man known scientist. That sucks at Math and loves memes

Hey are you Allen Sabar? Because you are ugly

by FastTence August 8, 2019

Oregon Sober

Derived from the term California Sober or “Cali Sober,” which is when an individual in sobriety continues to use marijuana - Oregon Sober means the individual is abstinent from all drugs illegal in the state of Oregon. Which as of November 10, 2020 when (Measure 110 was passed) is no drugs. So it means an individual currently uses drugs.

Jimmy went to rehab, got 30 days sober, then decided to be Cali Sober, now he’s Oregon Sober… smh

by Magic Mike & The Big D June 7, 2021

Sbarra

Uncommon Italian last name. People with this last name are generally funny and nice

Hey look at Sbarra over there, so funny.

by lord gay ben June 6, 2018

eagle soar

Sex club code word for forced femdom reach around daisy chain with four on the floor. But no butt-stuff, that'd be queer.

You wanna do an eagle soar do ya?

by oldsmobile January 21, 2005

sober Irishman

A northern Free Presbytarian. but then they argue they were british rather than irish!

by beef hallion June 11, 2003

sober

stands for son-of-a-b****-everything's-real!

Tom: I...I feel weird.
Ted: Yeah, getting sober does that to you...

by Noodle8 November 24, 2011