Vanilla Snowflake

Drunk white boys that can't dance.
noun.
Person 1: Oh geez. -shaking head-
Person 2: what's wrong.
-Person 1 points to dance floor-
Person 1: We got ourselves a vanilla snowflake.
-Person 2 looks to the dance floor-
Person 2: -nods- I agree. That is indeed a vanilla snowflake.
by ~Blackstarr~ January 09, 2017
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old school snowflake

A wanna-be R Lee Ermey-esque soldier who has a very boomer view of the army being weak despite the fact that all they've contributed to was quitting rather admitting that times were changing and adapting, like any soldier should know.

These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.
Cpl Johnston: In my fucking day we'd get gut punched and we'd be thankful for it. Now we get pussy fucks joining and we can't even do that shit anymore.

Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.
by joelstius December 11, 2022
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Little Snowflake Bitch

A Little Snowflake Bitch is a 12-year-old who tries to act like he is better than everyone then when he gets roasted calls his daddy to come to help him.
What a fucking Little Snowflake Bitch
by GetRoastedBitch November 07, 2019
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Snowflake Death Cult

The group of Americans that are so afraid of COVID 19 that they refuse to take it seriously thereby condemning themselves to the slowest mass suicide in world history.
That Snowflake Death Cult member said they didn't trust the doctor when the doctor told them to get a vaccine, but they trusted the doctor just fine to stick a tube down their throat.
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1st Lieutenant Snowflake

The 1st Lieutenant has been acting like a snowflake recently.

So 1st Lieutenant Snowflake!
by amretar September 17, 2020
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Sticky Snowflake

A Sticky Snowflake if when a man receiving oral pulls out and attempts to paint a snowflake on the females face with the ejactulation
by BDOGOD March 19, 2017
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Seuss Snowflake

A Seuss Snowflake is someone that is bent out of shape because Dr Seusspublisher decided to stop publishing a few of their books.
That dude is a total Seuss Snowflake. He’s so out of his gourd, he’s comparing Cardi B to Dr Seuss.
by CatchingRays March 10, 2021
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