Snowflaked

Getting crossed on three different substances.

Dude I was fucking snowflaked after that party last night. That shit was crazy.

by bleep blorp tasty cock June 8, 2018

Unconsensual Snowflakes

the unintentional and undesirable entry of snowflakes into one's mouth without any effort to capture them, usually while strolling outside in snowy conditions.

I was walking form your mom's house, minding my own business, when a flurry of unconsensual snowflakes ambushed my mouth.

by UserExtraSauce April 23, 2025

Snowflake

Someone who has feelings and is apparently wrong for expressing them? A snowflake is anyone with a pulse, really. Any and everyone gets offended by things they don’t like.

Some Rando on the internet: I think racist jokes are funny
“Snowflake”: ok, but I don’t

Rando: oH My GoD, yOur suCh a SNowflake LikE why can’t I make My racist JoKes, ilL neVEr lAuGh agaiN, thIs GEnEraTiOnS so SENSITIVE

by PenOdie March 24, 2021

snowflake shit disorder

a yes-man who is fatherless, self-diagnosed with 1234532435 disorders, hates on people who support creators that said a bad word 284789278954782 years ago, plays cookie run: kingdom, is in the danganronpa fandom, and use bun/buns or bitch/boo pronouns

A: hey, did you see that video last night of tommyinnit and quackity!? it was so funny!!
Snowflake: ACTUALLY THGAT VIDEO WAS RACIAST HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC AND ABLEIST!!!
A: uh oh. looks like someone has a case of Snowflake shit disorder (SSD)

by aliasie December 22, 2021

Snowflake

snou-flæ-k

Most commonly used by right wing individuals to describe people who take offense to things that they say that have been normalized to be considered offensive. Due to the current climate aimed at respecting all people, words that were once overseen as insults are most commonly seen in situation where the “snowflake” would call out the right wing person such as ‘retard’.

“Are you fucking retarded?!”
“Hey man! That’s a slur bro you can’t say that”

“Stop being such a snowflake, people are so sensitive nowadays”

by Connor’sButthole October 2, 2020

Mocha Snowflake

When she doesn't wipe well enough and leaves a trail of snowflakes on the bed sheets.

Dude you can see on which side of the bed darla slept on! Just follow the Mocha Snowflakes .

by Tina the Trucker November 10, 2016

Snowflake

A snowflake is someone who advertises that they are special and unique and therefore deserves special and unique treatment or consideration. Every snowflake is special and unique and there are no two snowflakes that are the same, hence the term. The general behavior pattern for a snowflake consists of associating with the most obscure and marginalized identity group possible which they will milk for victim points.

Contrary to popular belief, 'snowflake' does not refer to someone who merely complains or gets triggered, though there is such significant overlap between these behaviors that the confusion is understandable. There must be some sort of reference to a 'you need to do what i say because i am _____' attitude for the term to properly apply.

average human college student: 'this lecture is triggering my trauma as a polysexual neurodivergent queer person and i demand that it not be allowed.'

normal people: 'not my problem, stop being such a snowflake and get over yourself.'

by MacSeamus February 22, 2024