Snowflake

someone who gets offended when someone calls them a weirdo for wiping their ass standing up

Person 1: "Do you wipe standing or sitting?

Person 2: "Standing"
Person 1: "damn ew"
Person 2: "DUDE STFU OMG YOURE THE WEIRDO FOR STANDING"
snowflake

by kay3405 June 19, 2023

new snowflake

People who cry SJW (social justice warrior) about everything that challenges their own point of view regarding race, culture, sexuality, and politics. The word "new" denotes that this is a fairly recent category of people who typically use the term "snowflake" to describe "triggered" and "overly sensitive" people, despite behaving this way themselves for fairly trivial issues.

After being corrected about how saying "Ni hao" (hello in Chinese) to a Korean woman is inappropriate because you should not assume someone's ethnicity before trying to talk to them in a different language, the new snowflake cried out in a fit of rage that "SJWS are so dumb!! I bet you guys cannot tell the difference between Polish and Germans!"

"Oh my god, you SJWs are never happy," said the new snowflake, enraged that anyone would dare to comment on how plus sized models do not depict normal figures, forgetting that all models generally have bodies that do not represent the average figure.

by BrownBearBrownBear April 19, 2019

snowflake take

How much the snow takes to the ground.

The snowflake take was quite strong. 12 inches that stuck.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Irish Snowflake

Noun When you're wearing green lipstick and have an ice cube in your mouth, then give a frosty butthole kiss

I hope you enjoyed that Irish Snowflake.

by Mr. Park January 20, 2024

Pussy whooped snowflake

A dude with no integrity that commits to something but always flakes out due to being pussy whipped. The pussy could belong to a whore or a good girl. It doesn’t matter a pussy whooped snowflake doesn’t know the difference!

This night is gonna be lit where’s Justin and Mike? Well they said they were game but you know they’re up some sluts ass! Yeah they’re pure breed Pussy Whooped Snowflakes!

by Lay Track Eat Ass October 8, 2018

Snowflake

A person who gets easily offended by other people's opinions. Named after the fragility of a snowflake.

Man, she's a snowflake.

by RideThatCymbal May 13, 2022

paper snowflake

The end result of a property developer cutting too many corners during construction.

Man, GloboCorp cut so many corners on that new office block. It's a total paper snowflake.

by flapjackboy February 18, 2024