smuggling peanuts

the unfortunate condition of having stiff nips

person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i'm smuggling peanuts aren't i?

person 1: uhuh

by sara s April 19, 2006

Smuggle

v. To mess up in a big way.
n. A costly mistake.
adj.(Smuggler) One with a reputation for messing things up.

Dude, I smuggled that presentation yesterday. I hope they don't fire my ass for it.
Man, I knew that it was going to be quite a smuggle as soon as you started crying when the boss looked dissatisfied.
This is why I don't put smugglers like you on my team, you always find a way to mess something up.

by jolly.rancher April 19, 2008

Smuggling Butter

When a woman has just had sex, and is walking around with the splooge still inside her.

"Can you smell that? I think one of these chicks is smuggling butter."

by Pablobot February 17, 2010

Smugnorance

The confident ignorance of a foolish person.

In his smugnorance, Johnny really thought that girl was impressed with his witless attempt at humor.

by MICHAELANTONIO December 18, 2016

Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005

smugglers

Windows of a vehicle tinted so dark you can't see anything inside that vehicle.

Refers to a vehicle driven by drug smugglers

You can tell by those smugglers what that ho is up to...

by Autumn McDaniel September 19, 2007

duck smuggling

When you are walking and fart with every step.

Is she wearing leather trousers or duck smuggling?

by MooMMM November 2, 2017