smorgasbord

1- (n.) A variant of traditional beer funneling, where the funnel-filler layers various amounts of random, readily accessible booze into a predetermined amount of beer. Usually topped off with Sambuca.

2- (v.) To create and/or ingest a smorgasbord.

1- Get your camera ready, dude. He thinks he's only funneling beer, not a Colt 45-and-gin smorgasbord.

2- All I brought to the party was Beast and this toilet wine I made last week. I'm gonna smorgasbord the shit out of this party.

by sweetbeejesus June 13, 2010

smog

An "sms" also known as a text message on a cell phone. Smog is short for "Short messsage blog"

Wow! I have received 200 text messages today. That's a lot of smog!

by Todd Dusenberry March 19, 2007

smoggle

To smoke and juggle.
See also: smoggler, one who smoggles.

You smoggle some good choad.

by gwax September 24, 2005

smogger

A good or excellent thing

That is a smogger car that

by Simon powell November 10, 2006

smorgy

(n) An event where s'mores are created on open fire and consumed with a large number of people.

Also, (proper noun) a specific event name at Stanford University where students of a specific class convene to socialize and enjoy music from live bands or music. This event started with the Stanford class of 2008 during their sophomore year in 2005-2006. In this case, smorgy was a concoction of sophomores, s'mores, and orgy.

The smorgy at Lake Lag last night was sticky and wet.

by cardinal band November 30, 2007

smorgasborg

A whole lotta shit dude!

It was a veritable smorgasborg of clown pr0n.

"We are the smorgasborg. Resistance is futile cuz there are so many of us we'll kick yer booty into outer space!"

by DeadMan January 20, 2004

SMOG

v. one who has consumed or smoked marijuana or cannabis and is strongly under the influence of marijuana or cannabis.

I smoke some dank today, i SMOGGED out.

by SMOGGED OUT- June 4, 2011