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The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016
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The Paul Mitchell

This is a sexual act. Whilst trimming your man's neck hair from behind, you use your free hand to provide a reach around hj using shampoo as lube. When he's close to climax, drop the trimmer and position a conditioner bottle (with the lid removed) over his dick hole. Milk his cock into the bottle; replace lid. Immediately use bottle contents to later your own hair while he watches.
Dude, you haven't lived until your girl gives you The Paul Mitchell.
by Titndong Manner February 5, 2018
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My nigga mitchell

My nigga mitchell is someone you can rely on when you need something to stick your big fat chode inside. He will suck off anything with 2 legs and lives on earth. He always is up for a good suck.
My nigga mitchell is about to suck me off want me to tell him to suck you off too?
by Ballsman6969696 May 27, 2018
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Sophie and Mitchell

Sophie and Mitchell are a pair of two who are scared to admit how they feel.

Sophie fears her desire for Mitchell aren’t fate at all, but rather a phase that’s lasted (lasting) for years.

Mitchell is shy about his feelings and scared to let them show. Possibly feels a sort of fear towards something serious with Sophie, possibly from a bad past relationship and purely intimidated.

You may call every night and talk at school. Everyone else knows you like each other, but you don’t know you both like each other.

Both are the pair you ship in a T.V. Show that don’t get together until the finale. It’s fate for the both of you. Just let it happen. Open up to each other, it’ll be alright.
Sophie and Mitchell example

Person 1: “you know so much about him already, you’re practically dating
Sophie: “But I’m scared he’s gonna deny me, plus he’s going through a tough time”

Person 2: “Why don’t you get together. Admit how you feel
Mitchell: “I can’t right now. Not until I know she likes me back”
by You know I’m right ;) October 1, 2021
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Mitchell

IF YOUR NAME IS MITCHELL YOU ARE AN ELF NO DENYING IT!!!!!!!!
It’s not Christmas why is their an elf over their

That’s just Mitchell💀💀
by Shayna Marie January 14, 2019
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Mitchell

Mitchell is a godly human like Zeus, he will never give up and has the biggest p p of them all.
whoa its Mitchell
i heard he has a large dick
by anonymous February 14, 2019
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Mitchell

Mitchell is an gey. Mitchell is the geyest person to exist, and he likes men on top of his Chick Fil-A® Spicy Chicken Sandwiches and his barbecue ribs. His real name is Mitchelisangae Gaesuprem, but normal, straight human beings call him Mitchell.

He is gay because he saw 2 men, Nedarb and Boiruz in the bed sleeping and he wanted to join them.

In front of his friends, he admitted that he was gay at a local Chick Fil-A®, eating his favorite meal, the Chick Fil-A® Spicy Chicken Sandwich. To this day he eats 9 Spicy Chicken Sandwiches every single day.

Rumours say he is Scarce, and that Mr. John Scarce is a disguise for the true self, Mitchelisangae Gaesuprem!
His hobbies that all the girls DIG - watching his favorite Inspector Gadget, and play his favorite game Minecraft!
Mitchell also is a Lucario furry, and goes to furry-cons every week. He spends 100k dollars on being a perfect furry every week. He also dresses up as Inspector Gadget, as he has a crush on Inspector Gadget.
Although he is gay, he has the ideal male human body, and girls always go after him. Unfortunately, he always rejects them by showing them a pic of his b0ifriend.
The ideal Mitchell is this, and if you know any Mitchells, how are they?
Mitchell, I love your body, I love you, I love your Minecraft creations, I love your Inspect Gadget cosplay, I love your fursuits, but why are you g e y?????????
by guyslookitsanspicyb0i October 23, 2017
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