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scone

A type of cake. Should be pronounced "scone" to rhyme with "gone" not "scone" to rhyme with "cone" unless you are an upper-class nancy boy.
Time for some lovely tea and scones. Tip-top!
by Murph March 18, 2004
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Shone

Mythical goddess of the sun. She is compassionate, virtuous and loyal. She loves animals. She is not afraid to put people in their place if they have caused harm to those she cares about or loves.
Shone is awesome.
by MarSam October 1, 2012
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scone

a type of pastry enjoyed by british folk. goes nicely with tea.
"You have the intelligence of a blueberry scone."
by pamplemousse June 4, 2003
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sjones

One who rants about nothing in particular, and won't let the subject drop.
He ranted on about inkjet printers like a real sjones.
by cixen June 11, 2006
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scone

a scone is like a josh of the pastry world. it is the most sad lifeless and gayest thing you could ever eat. it is pretty much a gay muffin
Me: dont eat that scone
Him: why not
Me: its like a gay muffin, you will instantly die inside if you do
by me..me November 8, 2018
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scone

An older woman who you would like to fuck, aka MILF. The hot mother of a biscuit.
I'd like to eat that scone's biscuit!
If that scone was a biscuit, I'd spread my butter all over her backside.
by wehrlock December 23, 2004
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Scones

Verb meaning to go, leave, or escape promptly. Usually issued as a verbal command when either (1) there is a small timeframe available to perform the action, or (2) the speaker has an insatiable urge to perform the action.

Originated from the often quickly pronounced phrase, "Let's go" as its verbal sound resembles the phrase, "Ts'go". This verbal mispronunciation was then matched with its closest sounding counterpart, the word, "Scones". Historians cannot pinpoint the true region where the slang term originated, but some argue it was first used by Amazonian tribal chiefs in the 16th century, when the concept of escaping quickly was essential due to their vulnerability to the harsh jungle environment.

Regardless of its origination, it is a term used around the world, typically by college-age Americans, and has recently been linked to a cure for childhood obesity and testicular cancer.
College bro: "Dude! The bonfire starts in 30 minutes! Scones!"

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College kid 1: "Whoa, is that Dave Matthews?!"
College kid 2: "It is! Hes about to leave on his bicycle!"
College kid 1: "Shit we have to meet him! Scones before its too late!"

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Bro to bro: "Scones mah bones, bro!"

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Black guy in a hurry: "Oh shit da cops, scones! Help me wit dis plasma screen!"

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Asian kid trying to be cool: "Scones man!"
Bro who snowboards a lot: "Dude..."

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The South Carolina government in 1860: "Scones!"

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by Evil Cankles December 2, 2010
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