slampig

slut hore some one that steals anothers boy friend

jill is afucking slam pig

by kile December 27, 2002

Scomp

Has two definitions.

1. Used to describe the act of hanging out with friends.
2. Synonym to the word "Carpe Diem" meaning seize the day.

Joey: Yo dude we scompin' tonight?
Zach: Yea man meet me at the mall in an hour.

Dylan: Man, I have been feeling like shit lately.
Joe: Dude, you gotta get out there and scomp.

by David Sagball June 7, 2011

slemp

A word used in the place of the phrase: "I give up. I can think of no way to come out of this situation (e.g., life, a fight, an essay-writing contest) a winner.

Kierkegaard: "I have just returned from a party of which I was the life and soul; witty banter flowed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me - but I came away, indeed that dash should be as long as the radii of the earth's orbit wanting to shoot myself. Slemp"

by Wasser Tizfiddle October 24, 2004

Slampiece

Random biatch who for sexual intercourse, eye contact must be made Ex: Rebecca Harvey

Rebecca Harvey is a slampiece!

by slampiecemasta November 14, 2011

shomp

To jump out of trees or off rope swings into a river (originally the Alafia River in FL).

NOTE: Predicted by it's originator to become a household word by the year 2008.

Rudy and Heather were at the river SHOMPIN' all day.

Tory shomped from the top of the tree.

by HeatherCelena August 12, 2007

SLAMPIG

When A Man Shoves his " John Thomas" up a woman or man's Arsehole wihout permission.
This often causes confusion and shock to the recipient of the slampig.
It is usually viewed as not welcome.

(Read in deep southern voice)
"I'm Gonna Give you A SLAMPIG!!!!"
To which the woman usually responds... "You betta get that Thing Outta My Ass or I'm gonna SHIT on IT!"

by Bajunga January 4, 2009

Slomple

When someone is extremely tired and they trip constantly.

“Yeah he was in a complete slomple mood that glorious bastard.”

by The BooneDocks April 29, 2019