Pattie Slapper

A woman who makes patties. A derogatory term, no idea where it came from though!

She's a right old pattie slapper.

by Sarzy September 18, 2003

Sack-slapper

One who spanks the hand across the scrotum in a continuous manner.

Jeff is a sack-slapper, he's been spanking my nuts all night long and they just turned blue.

by Alex January 28, 2003

Silent Slapper

The act of taking your cock and slapping it across the face of a passed out woman.

Mark saw the drunken girl passed out on the couch and said "I'm a gonna hit her with a silent slapper!!!"

by sicko069 May 07, 2009

Gooch Slapper

1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch

2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual

Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.

by AnusMeister May 14, 2013

Pancake Slapper

A Lesbian: a female who scissors with another female and enjoys it alot!

Hey cindy wana slap my pancake?
No I haven't been a Pancake Slapper since college.

by Trisha Takanawa slaps pancakes February 19, 2010

Pickel Slapper

To first pour baby oil all over your fingers and then proceeding to slap the males junk with full force using both hands.

Ernest: I'll give you a nickelto give me a pickel slapper.
Candy: Okay, i'll go get the baby oil!

by Dr.boodygrabber69 August 09, 2010

Concrete slappers

A pair of shoes

Yo you should get a new pair of concrete slappers, the ones you have on are pretty dusty

by Bartholomew 👽 November 25, 2021