the person that suction cups a GPS, radar/laser detector, satellite radio receiver, toll road puck, post-it note holder and hands-free mobile holder to the windshield of their compact car leaving a whopping 5"x7" of viewing area
Charlie: Wow, that guy is a multi-tasker, but he's a cup of coffee from being distracted while driving.
Ted: No, he's OK, he's a flight simulator.
Ted: No, he's OK, he's a flight simulator.
by Kostasots July 27, 2010
Get the Flight Simulator mug.When one purposfully simutaneously text messages multiple friends on one text message and makes the message look as though it was only intended for one recipient.
An often very annoying occurance especially if your you are with a friend and you both just got the same message but on you each your phones.
An often very annoying occurance especially if your you are with a friend and you both just got the same message but on you each your phones.
Friend1: "Hey Will wants to know what Im up to tonight" Friend2: "That fucker, I just got the exact same message" Friend1: "well I guess his bitch ass is simul txt-ing again"
by mojo8772 March 7, 2009
Get the Simul txt mug.A word, confused with the spelling of "Similarities," said by the ill-informed of which they pronounce "Siumularities."
by horsetrank January 18, 2012
Get the Simularities mug.God, I fucking hate this piece of shit game. Streamers and youtubers play it so they can get incredibly angry in front of their audience, which of course gets them tons of views. The entire game controls like Superman 64 and fills anyone who plays it with pure, unhindered rage. The developers of this "game" belong in the pits of hell along with the worst people Earth has ever seen
"Have you ever played Hand Simulator?"
"Yeah, and I fucking hated it. And I hate you for bringing it up."
"Yeah, and I fucking hated it. And I hate you for bringing it up."
by Generic Asshole no. 5402 August 3, 2020
Get the Hand Simulator mug.Euro Truck Simulator 2 (ETS2) also known as the most badass 9,11 simulator there is.
If you ever played the single-player, then you should deffinetly try the free multiplayer.
road rage and accidents #TotalyOnPurpose is so fun to look at and cause.
Do not try Multiplayer unless you have more than 50 mil, you will be broke after less than 30mins.
#CarCrash
"driving down a road peacefull, 200KMH."
"Random dude appears from behind, 250KMH."
"the random dude tries to scare me by going close to me."
"I make a hard turn and go off the road like a bullet # 100% damaged."
If you ever played the single-player, then you should deffinetly try the free multiplayer.
road rage and accidents #TotalyOnPurpose is so fun to look at and cause.
Do not try Multiplayer unless you have more than 50 mil, you will be broke after less than 30mins.
#CarCrash
"driving down a road peacefull, 200KMH."
"Random dude appears from behind, 250KMH."
"the random dude tries to scare me by going close to me."
"I make a hard turn and go off the road like a bullet # 100% damaged."
by Mythical_1 May 23, 2017
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Get the be dead forever simulator mug.Person 1: Did you see the new Scuffed Bhop Simulator of a game called Amog Sus?
Person 2: Yeah! It's one of my favorite games of all times.
Person 2: Yeah! It's one of my favorite games of all times.
by Jonie Spoonge March 8, 2021
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