A Shantel is someone who is the offspring of a ho and a pos who is doing life in prison for some horrific crime. Having never known a daddy's love other than the occasional phone call from the the slammer, a Shantel will reach puberty and go on a futile hunt for her absent father's love by immersing herself in an ocean of purple crayon. Ultimately, the Shantel gets knocked up by another pos who ends up getting locked up in prison just like her daddy, and the Shantel process can be repeated all over again.
"Man, the Shantels are out tonight! Nothing but flourescent octopus braids and the stench of unquenchable thirst! Get me out of here!"
"There were so many thirsty Shantels at the party talking shit and trying to get preggo that we had to leave."
"Man, look at all these Shantels standing around in Walmart playing in their fresh weaves. Too bad they don't sell Essence of Daddy!"
"If my daughter ever starts acting like any of these scandalous Shantels, you can bet I'm whooping her ass into the next dimension!"
"There were so many thirsty Shantels at the party talking shit and trying to get preggo that we had to leave."
"Man, look at all these Shantels standing around in Walmart playing in their fresh weaves. Too bad they don't sell Essence of Daddy!"
"If my daughter ever starts acting like any of these scandalous Shantels, you can bet I'm whooping her ass into the next dimension!"
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Get the Shantè mug.It's a very beautiful girl. Her personality is just gergous and she's really good in english. BUT.... math is difficult for her,...especially simple exercises like: 5 + 4. her answer was 13! Oh well,...
A: Omg look at the shanthiyaa, she doesn't know how math works,..
B: ohh well,...but she's beautiful!
A: ...you think so?
B: ohh well,...but she's beautiful!
A: ...you think so?
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Get the shanthiyaa mug.She loves ice cream and she is very outgoing and loves to party but sensible as she does. Boys love her and she is a tomboy but secretly all the boys are in love with her especially a guy called josh. So josh asked her out and she said yes
Josh : I really like shante she is so peng I just want to ummmm.
Shante : I really really like josh but I don't know if he likes me.
Seiana: Of course he does he told me
Shante : Corse
Shante : I really really like josh but I don't know if he likes me.
Seiana: Of course he does he told me
Shante : Corse
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