shasturbate

The act of masturbating while taking a shower. The wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an orgasm. It is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.

Ron: "Bro, I just shasturbated while thinking about Emma Watson!"

Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"

by fapfapfap458 November 26, 2011

shasta

a cola or name for a girl of witch whose mom was giving birth while drinking this beverage.

(doctor)-Push!
(mother)-Give me some shasta cola.
(doctor)-kay.

by doctahh August 24, 2008

shuft

scrambled version of "shits fucked up"
basically showing something went terribly wrong

i tore a hole in my new shoes... so basically i
got shufted.

by rov3rt December 24, 2007

shist

Not mispelled. Just another way to spell shit. Im most chat rooms and crap, it doesnt get blocked out. Also, you can say it in school with out getting into trouble for it. Similar to shitaki on rye

Oh shist, i totally fucked up this whole page.

by Tommy Gunn January 23, 2004

Shasta

A female who is characterized as a whore or slut. (many found at Bars, on Halloween, and at WEFEST.)

That girl is a definate Shasta!

by PD00 October 31, 2011

shist

One of the many ways to misspell the word "shits".

Excuse me, sir. You say you're not hiring me because I spelled "shits" wrong on my application? Well shist.

by Clammy MacDougal June 10, 2003

Shosty

How illegitimate classical musicians will refer to Shostakovich to make it sound 'hip' in popular vernacular.

Emily: Omg, have you heard shosty 5? That shit slaps!

Becky: Omg yes I bop to that!

(of course neither of them have ever listened to it in its entirety because it isn't popular music, and they just learned about it in there music history class that they only passed from blowing the teacher.)

by cj_dyeridontevenknowher October 6, 2019