Sext-shock

The "WHAT THE FUCK" feeling one gets the morning after a night of exchanging clandestine smutty texts.

Damn... Did I really tell him I wanted him to jerk off and cum for me? No more liquor for you, bitch. Talk about some major sext-shock!

by FluidFire11 February 1, 2014

sugar shock

Rapidly rising blood sugar following sugar ingestion, followed by rebound insulin overreaction and resultant hypoglycemic symptoms eg dizziness aka 'sugar shock';
Reactive hypoglycaemia; Includes mental hyperinsulin hypoglycemia – 'sugar rush'

I drank coffee with five teaspoons of sugar and went into sugar shock.

by English Lecturer March 11, 2010

swag shock

A rediculous trend that's sweeping the nation. Consisting of people wearing snap backs on their foreheads, chuck taylors, flamboyant jackets and gay ass sunglasses all the time. Usually strongly associated with the music of mac miller or wiz. Mostly kids who used to play baseball, then realized that skateboarding and rap music is cool, and misconstrued that shit as cool..basically ruining that scene for everyone else who really likes that stuff. Bitches

Dude 1: hey bro, you see all those faggots wearin their hats on their foreheads? Dude 2: you mean the ones with the snap backs and sunglasses? Dude1: ya, those fags. Here comes the swag shock. Dude 2: damn that sucks, they actually think their cool..haha!!

by RYZER509 December 26, 2011

Seraphim Shock

One of the greatest bands you have never heard of. Their music goes to a calm beat with a taste of evil. Some songs such as "Some Sick Dream" bring a tear to your eye while songs like "Relic" send shivers down your spine.

Go listen to some seraphim shock.

by Nyschashi October 29, 2004

Google Shock

A form of shock induced by using the Google search engine. Google Shock occurs when one types in the first few words of an innocent sentence and Google attempts to guess what you are typing by filling it in with a shockingly inappropriate and unrelated ending.

For instance, you want to type “How do I get my car to start?” in the search prompt. By the time you have typed in “How do I get my”, Google has guessed that you are typing “How do I get my sister to sleep with me?”. Shock ensues.

I was feeling depressed about life so I decided to ask Google “why are we here?”. I had gotten as far as typing in “why are” and Google’s first guess was that I was asking “why are black people so loud”. The following Google Shock brought me out of my depression.

by Kidels and Bits February 11, 2010

Vagaphalactic Shock

A condition seen in the male gender when his testicles physically begin to shrivel up and die, and he is unwilling or unable to make any decisions for himself. This condition occurs when a male's will and drive is overun by a female, and the male sits back and lets it happen.

Vagaphalactic Shock in action.
Foreman: Sorry guys... that was my chick she wants me to come home so we can go to garden world.

Guys: WTF!

Foreman: OMG! something is happening... MY BALLS THEY ARE SHRINKING!!

Guy 1: Holy shit!! he's going into Vagaphalactic Shock, quick get some vaginephrine!!

GUY 1: I KNEW It!! ITS VAGAPHALACTIC SHOCK!!...Hurry hit him with 200cc of Vaginephrine!!

by MSD Mike July 20, 2008

pecker shock

The moment you realize a man's penis is either way too big or way too small for you to have sex with him.

I did really like him, but then he took down his pants. I went home crying from severe pecker shock.

by saphire_xoxo85 August 11, 2010