mouth shitting

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.

1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!

by Dr jebus PhD May 9, 2009

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You gotta be shitting me!

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.

Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"

by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016

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Shitting Bumwank

The collective noun for people who make reactionary, ill-thought-out and plain racist comments on news websites. Coined by Alex of the blog Speak You're Branes.

Have you seen the massive shitting bumwank of racists on the Telegraph site today?

by SYB Kelvin January 7, 2010

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shitting into the wind

The art of arrogantly discussing yourself. Such topics of discussion include your body shape, your achievements, and your penis size, in addition to your ability to shit into the wind. Wind Shitters (n) often post information to social media that no one else gives a shit about.

God I hate that guy, he is ALWAYS shitting into the wind.

by hooleeuhsuarez September 2, 2014

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