Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.

ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!

by doodlevr June 6, 2022

Son Of A Shithead

Profoundly offensive swear used to offend the recipient by insulting their father. Borders on fighting words

Jerald: shut up you’re a stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: what?
Jerald: you heard me stupid motherfucker!
Bartholomew: you’re calling me a stupid motherfucker because that’s all you can roll out of mouth like a retarded son of a shithead!

by FairgroundsMetalCruiser December 29, 2022

Crap and Shitney

a way of saying Pratt and Whitney as their turbofans have so many problems.

4 A321neos and 2 777-200s are grounded thanks to Crap and Shitney’s engines always being problematic. Calling their engines dependable is a joke.

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 17, 2025

Crap and Shitney

Pratt and Whitney engine issues are never ending, resulting in hundreds of A320neos being grounded, them calling their engines dependable is a joke.

Seeing fleets upon fleets of A320neos grounded is a stark reminder of how bad Crap and Shitney are. As a pilot it sucks ass to have your plane out of the sky while a 165 day long inspection takes place.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 22, 2025

Crap and Shitney

A sarcastic reference to Pratt and Whitney making fun of the fact that their geared turbofan engines are having endless problems resulting in loads of A320neos and A220s being grounded.

Thanks to crap and shitney hundreds of Airbus A320neos and A220s are stuck in maintenance hangars for months on end and lots of pilots lose their jobs because of it.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 18, 2025